Trick or Treat?

Earlier today, Boomer questioned the basic injustice of a baby's second Halloween.  "It is fundamentally unfair," he told his parents, "that I am forced to dress as a frog for Halloween but not allowed to eat the candy."  Of course his statement was rendered in his native language of Babirooni, which sounded something like "Da da, da da, doogie there, what's that?"  His parents, not fully comprehending his request, answered: "A door, Boomsey, that's a door."  Frustrated, Boomer spent the next hour riding around the living room on his fire truck.  Later, he vowed to find new ways to climb over the baby gate.